So there I was on the interstate headed to Vegas for what I hoped would be the time of my life...
pubguy WNBA Guru Joined Aug 17, 2008 Messages 4,836 Tokens Dec 9, 2008 #1 So there I was on the interstate headed to Vegas for what I hoped would be the time of my life...
honkee New member Joined Mar 12, 2007 Messages 1,976 Tokens Dec 9, 2008 #2 Feeling adventurous i decided to pick up a hitch hiker
honkee New member Joined Mar 12, 2007 Messages 1,976 Tokens Dec 9, 2008 #3 He was a rather large male and his pockets were rattling with what sounded like coins
honkee New member Joined Mar 12, 2007 Messages 1,976 Tokens Dec 9, 2008 #4 He told me he needed a lift to the all you can eat buffet and could only pay me with elvis chips
PBR Time for your Pabst test ladies Joined Nov 5, 2007 Messages 5,716 Tokens Dec 9, 2008 #5 and he was carrying a 40 oz. that was half gone...I think he said his name was Teddy.
quinnsft34 Rx. Junior Joined Feb 17, 2007 Messages 2,774 Tokens Dec 9, 2008 #6 He explained to me that he got the chips from some fat fuck who had passed out at the last buffet he was at.
He explained to me that he got the chips from some fat fuck who had passed out at the last buffet he was at.
pubguy WNBA Guru Joined Aug 17, 2008 Messages 4,836 Tokens Dec 9, 2008 #7 He said, "Son I've made a life outta reading people's faces, so if you take me as far as El Paso, I'll give you some advice."
He said, "Son I've made a life outta reading people's faces, so if you take me as far as El Paso, I'll give you some advice."
LarryLegend New member Joined Jul 6, 2007 Messages 770 Tokens Dec 9, 2008 #8 ....never open a link from Buster"
pubguy WNBA Guru Joined Aug 17, 2008 Messages 4,836 Tokens Dec 9, 2008 #9 I told him El Paso was no problem and put the hammer down as we left San Antonio in the rearview window.
I told him El Paso was no problem and put the hammer down as we left San Antonio in the rearview window.
GasMan Member Joined Apr 14, 2006 Messages 25,963 Tokens Dec 9, 2008 #10 He pulled a few items out of his pocket during the drive, one of them a picture of he and Jimmy Hoffa at a Detroit strip club.
He pulled a few items out of his pocket during the drive, one of them a picture of he and Jimmy Hoffa at a Detroit strip club.
LarryLegend New member Joined Jul 6, 2007 Messages 770 Tokens Dec 9, 2008 #11 ...and boy my surprise when i had found that Hoffa had been a stripper in Detroit.
NES Member Joined May 16, 2006 Messages 16,979 Tokens Dec 9, 2008 #12 Then we continued on down the road with the storm to our back eagerly putting miles between ourselves and Katrina and in turn closing the gap between ourselves and our destination.
Then we continued on down the road with the storm to our back eagerly putting miles between ourselves and Katrina and in turn closing the gap between ourselves and our destination.
pubguy WNBA Guru Joined Aug 17, 2008 Messages 4,836 Tokens Dec 9, 2008 #13 I couldn't believe what we saw when we stopped for gas in this little town out in the middle of nowhere!
I couldn't believe what we saw when we stopped for gas in this little town out in the middle of nowhere!
LarryLegend New member Joined Jul 6, 2007 Messages 770 Tokens Dec 9, 2008 #14 ...a lost, abandoned sheep, with PO69 shaved into its wool, just wandering the streets aimlessly.
pubguy WNBA Guru Joined Aug 17, 2008 Messages 4,836 Tokens Dec 9, 2008 #15 with three hillbillies chasing it with obvious bad intentions.
PBR Time for your Pabst test ladies Joined Nov 5, 2007 Messages 5,716 Tokens Dec 9, 2008 #16 I took another bite of my limburger sandwich and reached for my...
LarryLegend New member Joined Jul 6, 2007 Messages 770 Tokens Dec 9, 2008 #17 I was forced to sacrifice my own chastity for the welfare of the sheep. Mmmmm, we'll always have el Paso. So then I continued into the gas station to clean up, and...
I was forced to sacrifice my own chastity for the welfare of the sheep. Mmmmm, we'll always have el Paso. So then I continued into the gas station to clean up, and...
NES Member Joined May 16, 2006 Messages 16,979 Tokens Dec 9, 2008 #18 PBR said: I took another bite of my limburger sandwich and reached for my... Click to expand...
pubguy WNBA Guru Joined Aug 17, 2008 Messages 4,836 Tokens Dec 9, 2008 #19 ...realized my passenger was gone without ever giving me his advice regarding Las Vegas.
MikeB Scottcarter was caught making out with Caitlin Jen Joined Feb 2, 2008 Messages 12,929 Tokens Dec 9, 2008 #20 I figured with my bad luck, I would hire a streetwalker named Devilwoman....
